Rap Legal Eagle

Yo, yo, yo, it’s time to learn some legal stuff,

From spelling rules to contracts, ain’t that tough,

Adding -ed to words is a piece of cake, no pretending,

Next up, W-9 forms – what do the bosses do?

Legal obligations and responsibilities, you’ll know it too,

Now let’s take a trip to Nigeria and discuss insurance laws,

Understanding it fully, no room for flaws,

Choosing between legal size or letter size files is a task,

Which one’s right for you? It’s all we’ll unmask,

Can you terminate a contract without a termination clause?

A legal insight awaits, better not pause,

But when it’s missing, you can still invoke,

Drugs legal in Portland, Oregon, a question to ponder,

Legalities of drug use, it ain’t a simple squander,

Are sweatshops legal, that’s another riddle,

Understanding the laws, ain’t that a little,

But hey, if you need a contract amendment form,

We’ve got a template, customize and reform,

If you’re lending your car, a car owner and driver agreement is the key,

Legal guidelines and responsibilities, let’s agree,

Wondering if Asurion’s a good company? Legal review is in the house,

We’ll analyze and tell you, it’s like catching a mouse,

So there you have it, a rapid fire of legal knowledge,

From contracts to laws, we’ve been to college,

Hope this article helped, catch you next time,

Stay legal, stay wise, it ain’t a crime.